Happy holidays!!! (not)

Well well well... I wanted to write a really big post about this last week. I wish I could describe my endless adventures and my incredible fun good times, but I can't.

This past week sucked to much that I really don't know what to say. Basically I spent the whole week slacking off and wasting time. A couple of time I went out with Pancho and Blanco, and I did had a good time, but going out was so scarce that I really don't think it could make out for all the boredom.

I spent the entire week spending quality time with my parents though, which is good I guess, but next time I'll do whatever it takes to have a better time. Last "Semana Santa" sucked for me too (I think I spent the whole week playing video games or something... I don't remember) so let this post be a promise:

"I hereby promise to never have such a boring holiday againg, and also I promise so make new friends!!!"

About this last part... hehehehe... I am content with my friends and the quality of them, but I think I'll have to make new friends for emergencies such as this past week. You know, "hanging out friends" that will be there in case of need.

That's pretty much all...

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I am all excited 'coz Mariel is coming back today... ^-^ YAY!

Snake Eater

I once said, back the when I bought my Nintendo GameCube, that the money spent was worth it 'coz of one game: Super SmashBrothers. Lot's of hours of fun.

Now, with the PS2 I am sure that the game that made my money worth was Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. I just finished it... and I gotta tell you, I've never seen and ending as great, interesing, long (but not boring) and full of surprises. I've had my share fo great endings, but believe none as this one.

Not only the ending is good... the art, the graphics, the character desing, the plot and story... no wonder why game industry are making even more money than hollywood nowadays... these kinda games are no longer a "shoot-kill-jump" game, they are like interactive movies.


Just a quick post... am just too excited and I don't want to write and spoiler.

Tarja Halonen... with and H

In my last post someone dropped he name of "Tarja Jalonen" also known by her real name as "Tarja Halonen" with an H...

The first female president of the Republic of Finland.

Wow... Finland!!! A real powerful country! Maybe the world will one day be manaced by the gigantic military of a peaceful contry such as that.

Take notice: SHE IS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!! women that age doesn't have PMS. Heck!!! maybe she doens't even have a vagina!!!

Women are weird creatures...

I have got to write this... my bro is all silly loving because of Wend, and he won't write anything about how strange women are, but someone has to do it.

Have you notice how:

1. Women never tell you how they really feel. They always expect us to guess their feelings, to know when a "yes" means "no", and a "you can do what you like" means "my way or you are back to first base".

If they asked why I think women are not the rulers of the world? I'll say: mood swings. Image women being as powerful such as Presiden Bush. Now that bastard starts wars because he is a greddy crazy fuck... but he has reason. I can even agree with the fact that men have started wars because they are horny/in love (remember Troya?)... Anyway... a woman... pffft.. is too scary to even think about it.

If she has PMS and the Prime Minister of Rusia didn't compliment her new health program... "How dare she!!! Fuck her!!! Fuck her and her country!!! Send the H-bomb and eliminate those bitches" And it'll be the end of civilization because a she-president had a mood swing. Cute.

2. Women theses days claim to be feminists... they say that they want to be equal to us, that they want to same opportunities.. and bla bla bla... but almost all women that I know do WANT to be treated differently just 'coz they have a vagina. "We want the same opportunities, we want to vote and to express ourselves" bah! They all say that, but minutes after, they are saying "look at my pretty boobs! Threat me nicely! Gimme me candy! Gimme expensive gifts!"

I mean, military service is now optional to women, but I have never seen one enroling. Now that's a way to be hypocrite. You go girls!

Guess what? If you want to be treated like men, start expecting a little bit less of "love therapy" and expect more of "real life". So you want to feel real hardship? You want to feel really stressed? Have a dick!

All you have to do to get your problems solved is either wink or jump around in your underwear.

3. Women study nowadays not because they expect to get a job and pay the bills, they study 'coz they want to achieve their dreams... to work in their projects and feel happy... but in the meantime the husband is breaking his back to pay the bills.

I have never... NEVER... met a single woman that wants to get married, have children and then work while the husband stays at home to be a "house-husband". They can't wait to get knocked up so they can rest al last. I wouldn't mind to stay at home and watch out for the kids. But hell no!!! Society demand us "dick carriers" to work and pay for everything.

What does women have to do? Clean the house, cook, go to the gym, spent quality time with the children and have sex... what are they bicthing about!!! I'd love to do that!!!

Bah! Talk about "equal opportunities".

4. Women these days say that they want an intelligent, caring man and they are not really looking for mindless hunks... I've never see a poster of Jim Carrey. HAH! They're crazy about Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise... just 'coz they are cute, it doesn't matter if the can act or not. Act? Who care about acting when they have such a great ass!!!?? Right girls?

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What do you have to say for yourselves girls???

The question...

It was one of those days when nothing can go wrong. The sun was up and shinning, and after enjoying a wonderful meal, Mariel and I took cover under the shadow of an old downtown house.

Guadalajara’s downtown has a strange power over me, and maybe over time itself. Spending time walking around, talking and just having a good time is great. Time stops, you can have a whole philosophical conversation in a couple of minutes or you can laugh two hours away. It’s like being high or drunk… I have many theories about this strange phenomenon, but none of them are worth of your time, so let’s skip that.

And so we spent a whole afternoon like that, just talking and sharing… I love those kind of dates not only ‘coz of the economical advantages but also ‘coz it really helps you to get to know a person. It’s interesting when, after being together for six months, she can still make me feel like in our first date: happy, nervous, expectant…

We spent a lot of time just talking and tossing questions, in kind of a “true or dare” game. It seemed like a good idea.

“Victor, are you a virgin?”

… Oh my God! Oh my God!!! I should have see this coming! What to say??? Say something smooth, say something smooth!

“Errrrr… what”

… yes, nice one you smooth talker.

“Yes, are you a virgin?”

… Damn… she won’t let go.

“Errr… what?”

And so on, and so on… hehehehe… after a couple of minutes I had to answer; besides by that point, she’d probably know the answer.

“No I am not”

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It wasn’t as bad as I’ve expected it, and I am glad to be able to get that out of my system. Sigh.

So you wanna be a blogstar???

Yesterday I was checking my blog stats, and I was really REALLY shocked. This last four months I've being having an average of 400 visits (per month) to my blog, and that's only from "unique visitors", meaning that those stats only count those visitors that visited my blog from different IP addresses.

That is only the first of the whole "shocking" part. What's even more unbelievable is that my visitors from Mexico are the minority. For example, last January 4th, I had like 50 unique visits, and only 4 were from Mexico. I had one Netherlands, one from France and the rest of "unknown countries".

WOW

I just wrote this to let you know, ^-^ This makes me happy.

It's so hard...

... to be nice to your girlfriend's friends when they act, think and even breath like mindless snobs, full of empty pretensions and faked opinions.

Today in Mariel's Comic class one of her friends started talking about Kill Bill, and the conversation was kinda nice until one of them, the most pretentious girl on the planet (Kuja) said that she loved the movie, except for that "ugly blonde" (talking about Uma)... that ruined the movie!!!

DAMN GIRL!!! What did you wanted, a maniac-depressive, pale, brunette goth chic in the role of Beatrix Kiddo????

I swear... I hyperventilated when she said this... is she stupid or what?
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No, I rephrase, not as question: She is stupid.

Bah!

But I suppose everybody has his "stupid pretentious snob" phase. Heck! I am sure I acted like that sometimes.

But it's so hard... how to do it? How to be nice to Mariel's friends when you don't particularly like them.

ARGH!!!!!!!!

I am just to pissed off right now.

My brother… well he really gets to my nerves, and the funny part is that he always managed to do it in a way that I end up look like a psycho.

I just read his comment on my previous entry:

“Sigh little bro...

Whatever... I shall be boring and stay at bay. Trying to not bother you and all that.”

Is that your idea of an apology!?

Let me put you people in context. My brother started making fun of me, in front “Rosario” (a lady from his work), but the bad part is that he was making fun of me in such a way that he was not only embarrassing me, but was also “sacando los trapitos al sol” about my really cool Friday with Mariel. I found that not only offensive to me but also towards Mariel.

A hint for you bro: when I share with you about things this personal am expecting you not to use them as “carrilla” material in front people I barely know.

I just told him: “look, next time you want to make fun of me, or bother me… take a moment and think ‘would I like him to do this to me? With the same level of exposure, detail and hardcore carrilla?’ If the answer is yes, then do it, otherwise, please don’t”

Bah…

In other news… today Mariel and I celebrate our “six months”. YAY!!!!!!! ^-^

I gave her a really cool gift. I made some jell-o and put a letter inside for her (wrapped of course =P). She loved it! YAY!

She has a math exam tomorrow so we’ll go out tomorrow.

The wrath of my vengeance...

This last weekend was a good one. I had the chance to spent a really nice Friday with Mariel… you know, juts being with her. We didn’t had anything to do but be there. It felt amazing to spent that amount of time with someone doing absolutely nothing. I cooked her some pizza (I’m specially good doing that) and then we just fooled around and make out.

It was all a walk in dreamland until “shit-head” Kike arrive without notice… argh!!! He interrupted my BIG day! After I’ve told both him and my brother that they should, please, arrive after 7 and letting me know first!!! I guess Kike has his head way up his ass and he doesn’t understand simple requests. Anyway. Despite the interruption it was something worthy of living, and for that I am grateful ^-^

I could go on and on about Friday… and the rest of the weekend, but right now I have something much more important to do. I have to send a clear message to my brother: STOP FUCKING WITH ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED BACK!

Ehem…

I have nothing against “carrilla”. As a matter of fact, I enjoy it, but when my brother fixates himself in doing it all day, everywhere (in front of everyone!) and almost about every topic… well it’s just too much.

So dear bro… now it’s too late to turn back, too late for begging, too late for you!!! JUAR JUAR JUAR!

Bring it on Bicth!