Women are weird creatures...

I have got to write this... my bro is all silly loving because of Wend, and he won't write anything about how strange women are, but someone has to do it.

Have you notice how:

1. Women never tell you how they really feel. They always expect us to guess their feelings, to know when a "yes" means "no", and a "you can do what you like" means "my way or you are back to first base".

If they asked why I think women are not the rulers of the world? I'll say: mood swings. Image women being as powerful such as Presiden Bush. Now that bastard starts wars because he is a greddy crazy fuck... but he has reason. I can even agree with the fact that men have started wars because they are horny/in love (remember Troya?)... Anyway... a woman... pffft.. is too scary to even think about it.

If she has PMS and the Prime Minister of Rusia didn't compliment her new health program... "How dare she!!! Fuck her!!! Fuck her and her country!!! Send the H-bomb and eliminate those bitches" And it'll be the end of civilization because a she-president had a mood swing. Cute.

2. Women theses days claim to be feminists... they say that they want to be equal to us, that they want to same opportunities.. and bla bla bla... but almost all women that I know do WANT to be treated differently just 'coz they have a vagina. "We want the same opportunities, we want to vote and to express ourselves" bah! They all say that, but minutes after, they are saying "look at my pretty boobs! Threat me nicely! Gimme me candy! Gimme expensive gifts!"

I mean, military service is now optional to women, but I have never seen one enroling. Now that's a way to be hypocrite. You go girls!

Guess what? If you want to be treated like men, start expecting a little bit less of "love therapy" and expect more of "real life". So you want to feel real hardship? You want to feel really stressed? Have a dick!

All you have to do to get your problems solved is either wink or jump around in your underwear.

3. Women study nowadays not because they expect to get a job and pay the bills, they study 'coz they want to achieve their dreams... to work in their projects and feel happy... but in the meantime the husband is breaking his back to pay the bills.

I have never... NEVER... met a single woman that wants to get married, have children and then work while the husband stays at home to be a "house-husband". They can't wait to get knocked up so they can rest al last. I wouldn't mind to stay at home and watch out for the kids. But hell no!!! Society demand us "dick carriers" to work and pay for everything.

What does women have to do? Clean the house, cook, go to the gym, spent quality time with the children and have sex... what are they bicthing about!!! I'd love to do that!!!

Bah! Talk about "equal opportunities".

4. Women these days say that they want an intelligent, caring man and they are not really looking for mindless hunks... I've never see a poster of Jim Carrey. HAH! They're crazy about Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise... just 'coz they are cute, it doesn't matter if the can act or not. Act? Who care about acting when they have such a great ass!!!?? Right girls?

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What do you have to say for yourselves girls???