BitchTravel
So, when people see you and ask: "why are you traveling" you have usually three answers:
A) Pleasure
B) Study
C) Business
All the other answers are just scrambled versions of these three ones, but as people continue to ask me that question I realize that I need a fourth option, an option that is not even close to those mentioned above. Let’s quickly analyze them, shall we?
Pleasure: usually means vacations, cheating on your spouse, shopping or just a darker motive that is too hard to explain and you wont waste your time doing so: "like am traveling to scatter the ashes of my death grand father whose last wish was to be poured over a hundred naked breasts in Mardi Grass"
Study: ... errrr... duh.
Business: when one is traveling making money and closing deals he can answer that, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, how do you call people like me that travels to work for someone else, probably making millions for a company and seeing NOTHING of that which is gained. This is why I believe we need a new option:
Bitch Travel: and underdog that travels, works, gets bored, sleeps only a few hours and gets: traveling expenses!!!
Hehehehehe... is it too noticeable that am sick of being in México?
Good thing that I am going to CUBA next week =)
Send the good vibes.
A) Pleasure
B) Study
C) Business
All the other answers are just scrambled versions of these three ones, but as people continue to ask me that question I realize that I need a fourth option, an option that is not even close to those mentioned above. Let’s quickly analyze them, shall we?
Pleasure: usually means vacations, cheating on your spouse, shopping or just a darker motive that is too hard to explain and you wont waste your time doing so: "like am traveling to scatter the ashes of my death grand father whose last wish was to be poured over a hundred naked breasts in Mardi Grass"
Study: ... errrr... duh.
Business: when one is traveling making money and closing deals he can answer that, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, how do you call people like me that travels to work for someone else, probably making millions for a company and seeing NOTHING of that which is gained. This is why I believe we need a new option:
Bitch Travel: and underdog that travels, works, gets bored, sleeps only a few hours and gets: traveling expenses!!!
Hehehehehe... is it too noticeable that am sick of being in México?
Good thing that I am going to CUBA next week =)
Send the good vibes.
2 Comments:
At 11:59 PM,
Shadow Walker said…
I could say that "study" travels ain't as obvious as it'd seem.
You could include here many things, and many times "studying" is not one of them.
At 12:12 PM,
09260 said…
Yeah... study is a wide category. When you travel, you can study foreign women's anatomy, learn a language (the best way to do it is in bed), or to know the traditional ways to get drunk and to say "cheers" and drinking songs in another place...
Of course, I read all of the stuff above on National Geographic.
... or to study yourself. Travelling is great for introspection.
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