Benkio!!! Benkio!!!

Well, now I am truly convinced... you can learn something new everyday... and this whole weekend it's being a very educative. Let's enlist a few of the things I learnt:

Educative fact #1: women usually hang their clothes in the bathroom not because they like the way it looks, and neither because they want to annoy is guys... they hang it there because, sometimes, their underwear needs an "emergency wash" (if you know what I mean).

Educative fact #2: it doesn't matter how well you plan something (like a nice pizza-movies afternoon with you girl), if God hates you, He will make sure none of it happens. He will probably invent a hilarious way of ruining you day, like dunno... matching the day of your plans with the day of your girl's grandparent's anniversary!!!!

Educative fact #3: winamp is your friend.

Educative fact #4: when your brother drinks four litters of beer and then tells you "am not drunk" at the same time he keeps stumbling against tiny rocks in the floor while he smiles like a little child, it's time for you to take him home.

Educative fact #5: Spanish is one of the few languages that have "te quiero", and "te amo"... and God bless this language for that.

Educative fact #6: I am weak and impotent before the pleas of a cute smile.

Educative fact #7: women are weird... not only cute weird, but frightening weird! When you think you are beginning to understand them, they surprise you in a way you lost the little understanding that you managed to get. It seems they intentionally say something and mean something else all the time... they tell you "salty" when the mean "sweet", they tell you "whatever you want honey" when they mean "you will do it my way scumbag", they tell you "slow down if you like" when they mean "what are you retarded? faster!" .

Educative fact #8: I am coward, and one of the hardest things for me is to say what I feel.

Educative fact #9: weird as they are, when a woman tells you "I love you"... worry not my friends, because she means it.

Educative fact #10: sequels usually suck.

Well... behind everyone of those educational facts a story lays, but I'm too lazy to write them all down ^-^

This was a great weekend, and Sunday afternoon is still ahead, so I'll try to make the most of it.

C’ya guys!!! And remember to always be open to the possibility of learning something new everyday.