Amusing with a slight touch of truth...

Yesterday I was in a weird mood, one of those days in which you feel like making fun of everything and everyone. It happens sometimes, and when it does I have to admit that I tend to say pretty stupid things, but rarely I say a couple of funny things, and maybe once a year I say something that makes sense.

For example, yesterday I saw a couple of kids in my school.... in fact I don't feel comfortable saying "kids", what I saw can only be described as "creatures". These two kids (one of them is about my age, the other one... dunno) are the son and the daughter of a teacher here. This teacher must height about 1.60 mts, weight about 100 kilos, and he looks (I swear) like the flesh and bone personification of Mario Bross. Once a couple of months ago I go a glimpse of his wife... she was also absurdly ugly. After I saw their kids, and saw the ugliness in them I thought:

“If there are laws that prohibit people with certain diseases, and mental incapacities have children to prevent their children from suffer the same challenges… why isn’t there a law that prohibits ugly people to have children?”

I know... I know… I am asshole for saying this… but please try to see this from an asshole point of view. Nowadays there a lots of suicides, low self-esteem and hate crimes… and I seriously think that people in the world will be more happy if ugly people eventually ceased to exist… it’s like and utopia, where everybody will be gorgeous and happy. By preventing ugly people to get together, the ugly population will slowly decrease. So no more low self-esteem, no more hate, no more discrimination, no more suicides and no more ugliness.

Besides, this poor kids, the children of two ugly people who where vindictive enough to have their own children, will know only suffering in their lives. They might not be mentally challenged, nor physically challenged, but they will surely be psychologically challenged.

I am NOT against ugly people… I want to make that clear… I am against ugly parents that get together only to have ugly children… as if by doing so they were saying: “FUCK YOU WORLD!!!”

It is also true that beauty is the eyes of the beholder… but c’mon people! Ugly is ugly… and when I say ugly I mean: oh-my-God-What-is-that?-no-wait-if-that-exist-then-there-can’t-be-a-God ugly… the kind of ugly that gives you the chills, give you nightmares and sometimes provokes you to tear out your eyes.

C'ya... and let the asshole in you come out sometimes.. is fun