The war of the... huh... whatever...

Much to my disapproval, a war is being held right now. I hate wars, and I hate them more if they are moronic and stupid. Here is a top Five of the stupidest wars in the history:

1. War on Terrorism (taking the lead... just plain stupidity, but then again: "the American dream").
2. Vietnam (that wasn't a war, it was a massacre).
3. World War One (nothing interesting happened, no Hitler, no Mussolini, no massive killing of Jews... booooooring).
4. La Guerra de los Pasteles (a bunch of Mexicans and French people launching cakes... bah, do I need to say more?).
5. The so called "La guerra de los clones" (here and here).

The number five is the latest addition. It is war between my brother and some other Hector Padilla. They are fighting over the name and the nickname "Pada". So here are my thoughts:

a) The fact that this Pada guy doesn't know another Hector Padilla... well, you don't many friends right buddy? (Bro 1 , Pada 0 )

b) My brother, well... he is my brother, so for the sake of a good brotherhood. (Bro 1 , Pada 1)

c) The nickname Pada sucks!!! Sucks big time, c'mon!!! It once met a girl with the nick name Panda... so you have, in my opinion, a girly nickname. This doesn't give my brother the right to win another point, so I will take one down on Pada ( Bro 1 , Pada 0)

d) The name Hector is not a very good one... everybody seems to be named like that, and besides Hector, the legendary warrior, dies in "The Iliad"... so, the name is tainted with defeat. So a point will be taken from both of you (Bro 0 , Pada -1)

e) Pada is a Warsie... (Bro 0 , Pada -2)

f) Pada is older, so he go the name first. (Bro 0 , Pada -1)

g) My brother has Attention Deficit Disorder, so he'll probably forget about this whole thing soon.. heck! he might as well forget his name!!! So Pada, unless you have ADD too... it seems that you will take care of the name better. (Bro 0 , Pada 0 )

h) Both Pada and my Brother are fighting over a name that hundreds of people must have all over the world (at least here in Mexico and in Spain), and both of you are "grown ups", so you should be ashamed of yourselves. (Bro -1, Pada -1)

i) My brother's name is Hector Alejandro... Pada has only one name... so he might as well get another... c'mon... he is a "one namer"... people got burned in the mediaeval era for that. (Bro -1. Pada -2)

j) The profile of Pada is empty and clones are commonly known for their emptiness... so a point for my brother. (Bro 0- Pada -2)

k) Let's face it... the lay-out and "look" of my bro's blogg is much nicer (Bro 1, Pada -2)

l) Pada is from the capital, and that is one cool city... so assuming that you do seize the chance of going to numerous concerts and cultural events, and assuming that you don't have the shitty tastes in music that my brother has (for the love of God, he is into Belinda!!!)... I'll give you a point (Bro 1, Pada -1).

m) Pada lives is one of the most dangerous cities in the world... so he might as well get brutally anal raped tomorrow and stabbed in the libber five times after that, and later in the hospital he will get robbed all of his internal organs and be brutally raped again by a she-male.... so I say let's give him the name so he can enjoy it in the little time he has left (Bro 1, Pada 0)

So, that is pretty much how the score ended as for now... Bro 1, Pada 0

Let's wait to see what my Bro or Panda have to say about his...

C'ya, and take care!!!!