You are a bad person... and you know it

Have you ever thought... even for a minute that you are a bad person?.

Right after you show the middle finger to an old woman while driving in the middle of the traffic, or by laughing at the ugly ass of a confused girl who things is sexy to wear tights while weighting 140 pounds, or maybe by saying to a proud mom "hey!!! A monster ate your son!", or simply by being malicious, by knowing when and how to throw the right comment to bring the self-esteem of a person to ground level?

I write this 'coz today, while driving in the middle of the traffic I realized that I have done everything on the list (and more). Does this makes me a bad person or only a good person that occasionally goes bad?

Maybe I was born with a malicious me hidden deep... well, not that deep, inside of me.

I am strange in my case, you know? I can literally feel like crying if I see the Lion King or something, but I sincerely and honestly think that ugly people should not be allowed to reproduce among themselves.

Lists of malicious things that you should do at least once:
* Insult a fat girl wearing tights.
* Punch a fat kid wearing tights.
* Propose a law that forbids the use of tights for fat people... in front of one.
* When someone is talking to you just interrupt them saying: "excuse me, did you confused me with someone that cares?"
* Kick someone while he is down.
* Kick someone on the testicles.
* Give a direct punch to a girl's chest. If she is a teen it'l hurt more.
* Vandalized a golf court while drunk and if you are stupid or you have enough time you might as well steal the flags.


Bah... I dun't know... can you think of more???

And don't play fool on me... I know most of the guys that comments on my blogs and ALL of you are bad persons... and YOU KNOW IT!