Ninjas...
It's decided... when i grow up i will implement a new quality theory that will change the entire world and how people percieve quality.
I will hire deadly ninjas in all my factories. Just think about the advantages!!!
+ They will use their deadly katanas to kill any employee that makes a mistake, this, after a while will produce that no one will make a mistake... or else O.o
+With the accute senses, they will be able to detec any mistake on time, and... after killing the responsible, will fix it.
+They will be a awesome publicitary stunt... just imagine "Done in Mexico, Done by Nijas". I already want to buy a thousand, and I dont even know what is it.
+With they mighty ninja powers, they will eliminate the competition... purging the streets from the infidels.
I dunno... its only an idea... and like many other ideas, they have flaws at the very beginning... but i alreadt have an action plan in case the ninjas wont work.
Hire samurais...
I will hire deadly ninjas in all my factories. Just think about the advantages!!!
+ They will use their deadly katanas to kill any employee that makes a mistake, this, after a while will produce that no one will make a mistake... or else O.o
+With the accute senses, they will be able to detec any mistake on time, and... after killing the responsible, will fix it.
+They will be a awesome publicitary stunt... just imagine "Done in Mexico, Done by Nijas". I already want to buy a thousand, and I dont even know what is it.
+With they mighty ninja powers, they will eliminate the competition... purging the streets from the infidels.
I dunno... its only an idea... and like many other ideas, they have flaws at the very beginning... but i alreadt have an action plan in case the ninjas wont work.
Hire samurais...

3 Comments:
At 1:30 AM,
hector said…
heh...
At 11:43 AM,
09260 said…
Jejeje.. and if you get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... please let me know =)
At 11:53 AM,
darth_julius said…
No, you just need to enslave an inferior race like chinese :P
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