Girls

It's such a complicated topic. Girls.

Most of the time men are portrayed as assholes, sex zombies that seek nothing but get lucky with a girl and it might be true most of the time, but girls: do me a favour and don't generalize.

I'm a little pissed off right now, for the last couple of weeks I've being shamelessly harassed by girls that know that I have a girlfriend... not only they know that but I also try to bring that up every two sentences. I mean, how hard can it be to understand girls? I DO NOT WANT TO CHEAT ON MARIEL... ehem... or as I was tempted to say last time: LET GO OF ME AND FUCK OFF.

Last night i had to, literally, run away from not one, but two girls.

First of all, this is not an attempt to show off by saying "yeah, those girls really wanted me". I am disgusted and appalled 'coz of their behaviours. Girls: if you ever wonder why men treat you like sluts, maybe you should think for a moment to see if you've being acting like one for the last 6 years of your life.

Anyway... yesterday I went to this party on campus. A girl from Austria was celebrating that she got an internship in Sweden and invited over to her place a bunch of international people (at the peak of the party you could find people from 8 different countries). That Austrian girl was hitting on me pretty hard last week, but I thought we had that cover and she was ready to be friends. I think that I made the same old mistake; I thought the best of people. MISTAKE NUMBER ONE.

I tried as hard to ignore the girl throughout the party, which later on I remembered it's not a good thing to do to a girl. They feel challenged when ignored.

At some point of the party another drunken girl found me cute enough to harass. Shit.

I was having a great time talking to all my friends, and I didn't wanted to leave the place just because a couple of girls were trying to get me, so I decided to stay. MISTAKE NUMER TWO.

By the end of the party I was literally walking back and fort in the apartment trying to run away from these girls. Luckily for me, a couple of cool girls: Gaby and Camille help me out a lot. They realized what was going and they constantly rescued me from the other two girls.

After the party ended a small group decided to continue having fun in a club called Stolis (great place) and I was having a great conversation with a couple of guys, so I decided to come along even though my two angels Gaby and Camille, weren't going. MISTAKE NUMBER THREE. In all fairness, the chat with those guys was great. The club was like 20 blocks away, so we enjoyed a good conversation on our way.

At the club the girls that were trying to get me were fighting over me, that part wasn’t that bad actually, it was fun… hehehehe… sad but fun. When I decided that it was time for me to go was when one of the girls cornered me, tried to unzip my pants and told me: “Fuck me”.

…. Yeah… very classy.

When this happened I just told the girl: YOU DO KNOW THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, and YOU DO KNOW THAT AM NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK YOU, and I WONT. I guess that, because of the loud music, the girl understood: KEEP TRYING CRAZY BITCH.

After a couple of minutes I got so angry that I just stormed out of the place.

The other girl, the one that didn’t actually said “fuck me” ran after me and grab me by the arm. I like that girl in fact. She is cute, really smart and with a great taste in music, but that doesn’t change the fact that I love Mariel and I don’t want to cheat on her. This girl told me that she wanted to talk to me, and I agreed. MISTAKE NUMBER FOUR.

Her “talking” was basically a mix between her trying to kiss me and me trying to get away… dudes… girls are really strong when they want to O.o

I told her “Look, I don’t want to be an asshole, but you know that I have a girlfriend and I don’t want to kiss you” She let go off my at last. I told her that I was going home, and she told me she wanted to walk with me. I agreed and told her that she should get her coat. “I’ll wait for you downstairs”

I didn’t wait at all. In fact I ran like a little kid running away from the neighbour’s dog. I ran until I thought I was far enough and out of sight.


*sigh*

I was really sad. I really liked that girl. I really thought we could be mates.

*sigh*

I’m not sad about the other “classy” one, in fact I really hope she finds an asshole man to treat her as the slut she is.

*ehem*

I didn’t want to be alone so I called my brother. MISTAKE NUMBER FIVE. Apparently, according to his friends , I’m the stupidest man in the world for not taking the chance.

Good one dudes… keep up with that line of thought, but please don’t complain next time a girl says “all men are assholes”

I’d like to say that I had a great night… which at some point I was having, but it was totally ruined by a couple of girls that wouldn’t take a “no” for an answer.

Girls… so you know, when we men say: NO, we also mean NO.


… am gone.