You realize that…

… the world is very much fucked up when you discovered that a lesbian teenager hooked up with a gay teenager and are being stalked by a bisexual pedophile.

In other news… I experienced one of the most funny, outrageous moments in the… dunno… week, today.

I had The hellish class today (that class where 100 students are packed up in a room intended for 50 during one hour, fifteen minutes) and I was, like always, not paying attention to the teacher, but this time he seemed to notice it, so he ask me to read something out loud, so the whole group could hear.

The class was about “personnel requirements in an industrial plant” (or something), and I had to read specifically a page that explained the requirements for the infirmary, so I started reading… he took me by surprise so I wasn’t focused or mentally prepared to resist what was coming.

At some point of the reading, there was this line that said something like this “You need a minimum of two chairs and a bed for an infirmary, but if you hire a nurse make sure to have a second bed”… as soon as I read this my mind, quick as hell, began to link ideas and after a second I had the image of a doctor humping the nurse in the extra bed while the patient was unconscious in the other one… as soon as this happened I began to laugh, but not just a simple, old fashioned laugh… no… I totally cracked, I bent in laughter, I began to cry and couldn’t manage to keep reading… so there I was, in a room with 100 people, all in silence, looking at me in disbelief and waiting for me to keep reading.

Luckily for me, one of my friends (my friends know me enough, so they understood what was going on) helped me out and continued reading. The teacher is not very smart, so as far as I am concerned either he didn’t noticed that some else was reading or he didn’t care.

I continued laughing for a couple of minutes... and even when I left the class I began laughing in random places, in the hallway, in the car, in my house… people tend to look at you funny when you are laughing your head out alone.

So, that’s all… as off today I am officially the “weird laughing” guy in my class.

C’ya!!!! And SMILE!!!!!!!